my-world-beyond

hey peeps

in derby

in a computer room

aparently i slept through a tornado

and there is only the national and two local radio stations to choose from

both are shite

but i found a midlandish sin city

going there soon

when i'm settled or rich

bye

and remember

in the midlands in rains

dame

escorted my little sister to the school gates of trinity

her first day of secondary school

i got all teary eyed 

i've always looked out for my little sister

and with me leaveing for uni 1 week from now i won't be around to look out for her

i'm really going to miss her

i'm getting all teary eyed just thinking about it

dame my inner softy

to day i hit back at da man

well a west indian woman who works at tescos 

i bought a cd

i go to the counter to one side to get the cd out of the security box

she goes ' now you look here'

takes cd out of case

'no sctratches it's a bran new disc'

she waits for me to agree with her deicsion

'looks good to me' i reply

'and see here this case is not broken, these middle bits are all still here'

the plot thickends 

she then pushes the cd back into the case

as she pushes it in she brakes all the little middle bits that hold the cd in and passes it back to me

i open it and say 'you've just broken the middle bits' 

i pass the cd case back

she looks at it 

'what did you do to it boy' she shouts

'i've done nothing you broke it just now'

'what you saying boy' 

as she finished the last line it came from no where

she kissed her teeth at me

'you snaped the bits in the middle when you put the cd back in, and could you please not call me boy'

to cut a long story short 

i now know what the security office in tescos looks like and that your juilty untill CCTV prooves otherwise

in the end i did'nt want the cd

i went down wollys and got the spec ed with bonus dvd for 20p more 

so fuck you tescos