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Exercise and more lazy blogging

Current mood: Still busy like a bee


Shopping and lazy blogging

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.

The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?

The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

Current mood: Big-Smiley


Lazy blogging

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.!"

"WOW! " exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

 

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....................

Current mood: Big-Smiley


Surprisingly addictive

Quickly! Go here.

Don't stop to read the rest of this entry.  Just go.  Click the link like you've never clicked before.

Then come back and leave me money or stars or at least something shiny for me to nudge with my flipper.

Please and thank you once again.

Currently playing: Numberwang
Current mood: Utterly demented


I want this t-shirt

Current mood: Big-Smiley

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