A late one - Big Brother Day 3
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Deviating from the regular *ahem* Thursday Thirteen somewhat I'd like to suggest thirteen methods of not watching Big Brother.
- Stab knitting needles in your eyes.
- Sew your eyes shut using cat gut.
- Drink strong liquor constantly for the next three months.
- Travel somewhere remote to work 16 hour days helping to save endangered animals from extinction.
- Fight a guerrilla war against Andy Duncan, chief executive of channel 4 from the hills outside his house.
- Spend every waking moment running in rural areas.
- Hibernate until it's over.
- Fall down a well.
- Bury yourself in ice.
- Get on the show yourself.
- Break into the Big Brother house and gun down all those screeching harpies till their all dead.
- Set off a large enough nuclear explosion to create an EMP pulse to knock out all electronic devices in the UK.
- Curl into a foetal position and refuse to move until it's over.
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Alan-Benefit
on June 1, 2007 at 12:11 PM
14. Set fire to the Big Brother house or fill it with deadly poisonous snakes. On second thoughts, no... that would make me want to watch it 
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hoverFrog
on June 1, 2007 at 12:28 PM
If they filled it with poisonous snakes then I'd watch it. Even one poisonous snake left to roam around randomly killing them....now that'd be entertaining..
Big Bruther Daay 5, Snake Cam. Today the snaake is waiting fer Carole to shuut her muuth. Whoo will bite whoo furst?
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Artmeliana
on June 1, 2007 at 4:34 PM
I'm going to be passive aggressive and just not watch C4.My mother used to rub bay rum on me when I had a fever and couldn't take a bath! Loved the smell *reminisces*...
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hoverFrog
on June 1, 2007 at 4:45 PM
Olivia, that won't do. You can't escape it like that. What about E4? What about all the taboid headlines? It's on t'Internet and everything. It's an all pervasive program....one which I have unintentionally contributed to. Oh dear. 0 Star(s) awarded
king Negrito
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on June 1, 2007 at 10:51 PM
damned, that's longer than sarkozy program :)
hoverFrog
on June 1, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Too much scrolling for your paws King Negrito? 0 Star(s) awarded
moochy
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on June 4, 2007 at 3:05 PM
No's 3,4,5 and 7 I'd like to try. My method so far is mainly dont watch channel 4 or listen to any kind of radio news programme. However I cant get away from it - people are bloggin about it lol
Beachhutman
on June 4, 2007 at 3:36 PM
I've almmost done number 4, except I suspect I may be eating the endangered species. I swear I dind't know BB was back, but i had, I would still have flown half way round the world to escape. 0 Star(s) awarded
Sez
on June 5, 2007 at 5:39 AM
BHM - That won't work. We have our very own terrible Aussie BB.*sob*
hoverFrog
on June 5, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Moochy, it's true BB is all pervasive..
BHman, I think BB is global now. It just goes to prove that the human race has no taste.
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Sez, crumbs, Aussie BB. Sounds like cheap TV made worse.
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