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Thursday Thirteen

 Tracey suggested 13 childhood memories but I've had several attempts at this and it just comes across like I'm a whinging git.  Plus I had real trouble remembering 13 things.  So I'm going to leave it for a while.

Mas suggested a lot of things:

13 things (that mean something) on your desk, (shelves or noticeboard/pinboard/wall/bag) ? (oh, that's similar to the 13 things in the room you're in which was suggested. Hmm)

13 decisions that changed your life?

If money was no object, 13 places you would rather live.

13 things that keep you going when the world's against you.

13 (bad) things that the world always seems to throw at you.

13 truths you've learned.

13 secrets you've not told.

13 of the best gifts ever given or received by you.

13 people you would bring back from the dead and meet if that was something that could be done.

13 food or drink items we might not expect you to like, but you do.

13 hours in one day.

13 mistakes you regret and

13 mistakes you do not (regret)

The first has sort of been done already and the second is very tricky for me because I'm in a philosophical mood and surely every decision made (or not) changes your life in some way.

Anyway I've settled on "If money was no object, 13 places you would rather live. "

These aren't in order.

1. The moon.
2. In a castle on a cloud.
3. Next door to Michelle.
4. Not too far from Chloe.
5. In Cardiff.
6. In London near all the London bloggers.
7. Under the sea in a glass (or at least transparent) house.
8. Very high up on a glacier in Switzerland.
9. The North pole.
10. The lowest point of the grand canyon.
11. Canada.
12. A fantasy world populated with dragons, unicorns and creatures out of legend.
13. Right where I live now.

Coffee anyone?

I've just poured (not spilt, poured) coffee all down my front.

Do you think this might be an indicator that I should cut down?

Current mood: Shaky


A late one - Big Brother Day 3

Deviating from the regular *ahem* Thursday Thirteen somewhat I'd like to suggest thirteen methods of not watching Big Brother.

1. Stab knitting needles in your eyes.
   
2. Sew your eyes shut using cat gut.
   
3. Drink strong liquor constantly for the next three months.
   
4. Travel somewhere remote to work 16 hour days helping to save endangered animals from extinction.
   
5. Fight a guerrilla war against Andy Duncan, chief executive of channel 4 from the hills outside his house.
   
6. Spend every waking moment running in rural areas.
   
7. Hibernate until it's over.
   
8. Fall down a well.
   
9. Bury yourself in ice.
   
10. Get on the show yourself.
    
11. Break into the Big Brother house and gun down all those screeching harpies till their all dead.
    
12. Set off a large enough nuclear explosion to create an EMP pulse to knock out all electronic devices in the UK.
    
13. Curl into a foetal position and refuse to move until it's over.