cha0tic stuff

I will be working, like I have for the last I dunno how many years. Ah well, we get to charge them extra, so we get paid extra. Otherwise I'd just like to wish everyone a great 2007.

I went out earlier in a clear, crisp wintery day. I head out for the launderette & it's foggy, cold & wintery. Warming soup for tea tonight I think.

Just bottled the Sloe Gin. Obviously I'm having to taste it to make sure it's OK. Mmmm. One and a half bottles of warming ruby goodness.

Working a Latin Jazz band tonight. Might be able to make the night less bad if I hide the fucking cow bell & either smash up the trumpet or give the player a fat lip. Obviously it would be more satisfying to punch the trumpet player & give him a fat lip so he can't play.

Ah well VileEvils are playing upstairs. Some or all of PWEI apparently. I'll probably pop upstairs & have a look at them.

A bit of lazy bloggery here for you then. You do get to laugh at my music collection though. I might give this another go when I've put some more tunes in.

 

• How does the world see you?:
  Artist: The Beastie Boys
  Song: Groove Holmes
  Comment: I am Cool :)
  
• Will I have a happy life?:
  Artist: Kid606
  Song: Punkshit
  Comment: I'll take that as a no then.
  
• What do people really think of me?: Artist: Hawkwind
  Song: You shouldn't do that
  Comment: What? Do What? I'm not hurtning anyone else.
  
• Do people secretly lust after me: Artist: Ed Rush & Fierce
  Song: Locust
  Comment: Only in the way they lust after plagues then. Bugger.
  
• How can I make myself happy?: Artist: Hans Zimmer & Lisa Gerrard (Gladiator Soundtrack)
  Song: The Wheat
  Comment: A they turn that into wheat beer don't they. I should drink more wheat beer. Good news :)
  
• What should I do with my life?: Artist: Lee "Scratch Perry"
  Song: African Hitch Hiker
  Comment: Looks like I should pack my bags, polish up the thumb, make some signs & head off to the M6.
  
• Will I ever have children?: Artist: Hawkwind
  Song: Children of the sun
  Comment: I'll take that as a yes then & that they'll be bright (HoHo)
  
• What is some good advice for me?: Artist: John B
  Song: Secrets
  Comment: What keep them or get a job as a spy?
  
• What do I think my current theme song is?: Artist: Lee "Scratch" Perry
  Song:Push, Push
  Comment: Eh?
  
• What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: Artist:Kid606
  Song:Buffalo606-The Morning after
  Comment: I hardly drank a thing last night.
  
• What song will play at my funeral?: Artist:Kid 606
  Song: Two FIngers in the air anarchy style
  Comment: Excellent. Just how I'd like to be remembered
  
• What type of women do you like?: Artist: Hawkwind
  Song: You know you're only dreaming
  Comment: Ahh unobtainable dream lovers then. Either that or I'm gay.
  
• What is my day going to be like?: Artist: Misty's Big Adventure
  Song: Smart Guys wear ties
  Comment: I better get changed then or I'll look dumb
  
• Why am I here?: Artist: Misty's Big Adventure
  Song: I'm waiting for you
  Comment: Who is? Please tell me.
  
• What will people remember me for?: Artist: Kid 606
  Song: Kidrush
  Comment: Yup, that's me always on the go.
  
• What song will be stuck in my head tomorrow?: Artist: Codename John featuring Grooverider
  Song: Dreams of Heaven
  Comment: Yeah real easy tune to whistle that Drum & bass stuff. Not.
  
• Are there people outside waiting to take me away?: Artist: Etta baker
  Song: Goin' down the road feeling bad.
  Comment: Hmm. Maybe
  
• What will this year be all about?: Artist: Boards of Canada
  Song: Open the light
  Comment: Well I'm a lampy by trade, so I suppose yes it has been.
  

I'm waiting at the bus stop opposite my flat & I spy a short dumpy woman letting herself into the flat with a key. A short dumpy 'woman' who is exactly the same height & build as the short dumpy man who lives in the flat upstairs.

I'd suspected that he might be a cross dresser after an incident in the summer & again acouple of weeks ago when he answered the door to his flat wearing a wig. OK he's bald, but a bob isn't the normal sort of wig a bald bloke would choose to hide his baldness.

LOL. What an interesting neighbourhood I live in.

Well maybe there is a bit of trickery. It's a genuine photo of me in Wolves this weekend*. Bet you didn't know it was so mountainous in the Midlands.

Even though I am carrying a set of skis I won't mention what you can do with a pair of skis. As I think it might upset a certain bloggeress :)

*For the massively curious. It's the back drop that 'Bjorn Again' use on their show.

Just left the house & noticed that someone has stolen the aluminium cans from my re-cycling box. Just the Aluminium cans. They left the tin cans & glass.

If any one is going to cash the ally in for scrap It's going to be me. I better start drinking then :)

I've changed all the light bulbs in my house for low energy bulbs: Living room main light, living room side light (this always was Low energy), bedroom main light, bedroom side light (this always was Low energy) Kitchen light.

I haven't changed the bathroom light as it's only ever on for a pee at night. Does anyone know if I should change it? I've not changed the hall light either, as it's on a timer switch. You know the sort of thing? You press it in, then it slowly oozes out, then turns the light off. The outside of the low energy bulb box suggests that they're not suitable for use in this situation. Does anyone know if this is right?

I'm hoping for lower electricity bills & less of a carbon footprint.

Hmmm. Does it all balance out buying low energy bulbs? Do they cost more in carbon footprint to make? Am I helping to make the world better?

That's a gammon hock there that is. I'm going to eat it all to myself for my tea. How much do you want to bet that Oink will be jealous? Mwhahah Yum.
oing to eat it all to myself for my tea. How much do you want to bet that Oink will be jealous? Mwhahah Yum.

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That's a gammon hock there that is. I'm going to eat it all to myself for my tea. How much do you want to bet that Oink will be jealous? Mwhahah Yum.
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A long week & I could do with going home renting some exploding helicopter films, ordering a dial a pizza & drinking a couple of bottles of wine.

I'm not though.

I'm working for a bunch of bloody evangelical god botherers to help a mate out. I forsee the event starting late. Not running to time & then loads of people hanging about at the end of the night getting in the way when they should fuck off & let us get on with packing down.

They are some of the worst people to do shows for.

Band in the pub below me tonight called 'Drive by Argument'. Sound like a SLF tribute band. I have heard far too much music. Everything sounds like something else.

Just seen an advert for a film called 'The Nativity' with a warning that it contains 'mild images of violence'

I THOUGHT THERE WAS MEANT TO BE A MASSACRE OF CHILDREN IN THE STORY!

That doesn't sound like a mild image of violence if you ask me & you film it properly.

...A top weekend in London. Thankyou.

More info later.

YAYNESS!
As I believe the idiom of the day has it. Finally escaped from the office at 15:45. I tried to get all my work finished Thursday, but things conspired against me. Just past Coventry eaten the butties I got for my tea & cracking on with the bottle of wine. I don't want to be playing catch up when I get down Lahndahn :)

Blinks, Tate Modern slides, Jawing 'til the early hours with Mish & whatever else I can find to do in The Capital. I think I shall resolve to visit London once a quarter. Being such a Hick I still get a buzz when I see a famous land mark Or walk down a street from the Monopoly Board & I actually like going on the tube. It's kind of like Star Trek Matter Transporters. OK not as efficient, but you don't see the places inbetween your start destination & your end destination.