Peanut's Brave New World

It's been great and we'll always be friends. It's not you, it's me, I'm just a sucker for extras etc. 

www.peanut-world.vox.com

Baaaaa!

This is toally the cat I want. The look. the noise, the attitude. If I didn't think he would kick the snot out of my dog, he woudl be mine.

On another note, Rudy is at daycare today with one of these:

a wolf hybrid. His name is Tonto, of course. Exactly the name that any tool who is  involved in hybridizing wild animals woudl give his pet.

I like Tonto. He's nice - but I'm not behind this hybrid scene. LEave the wolf be.

... of old-lady-candy that I like...

black currant winegums.

Frigging delicious. 

*awaits digusting barrage of old-lady-candy  jokes*

Norah, meet Nora.

If all cats were like this a I would have 100.

See this guy?

He's a local news anchor. Now, I don't actually watch the show he is on as infotainment is not my thing and I also have some apparently unaddressed rage issues (I'm getting to that) but LOOK AT HIM.

THis is the least smug picture you will ever see of this man. It's a permanent facial condition with him - I see the news upsdates on my local station during the evening and that smarmy look only gets worse when he opens his mouth. He does clever sidelong glances at the camera with a wry grin, creepy grinning nods etc. And I know that meat puppets doing a two-shot (as he has a co-host and don't even get me started on her amazing collection of funeral outfits) are required to spend an inordinate amount of time grinning and bobbing their heads gormlessly at  a camera lens while the other person talks, but poeple I AM TELLING YOU THE SMUG FACTOR HERE IS TO THE POWER OF 10.

Now I ask you, is it wrong that every time his face pops up on the screen in the evening (doing the quick update for the late news coming up at 11) I bellow "SMUG FUCK" and then go back to my knitting. Sometimes I don't even think I look up. Roland finds it disconcerting.

IS IT SO WRONG??

Before you answer, may I add that I have it on good authority from a source who works in a tanning salon that he is terribly short and  his plugs are cheap looking.