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Nicked from The Frog

01. put your MP3 on shuffle
02. for each question press the ‘next' button to get your answer
03. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

If someone says ‘is that ok' you say;
Ice Hockey Hair (Super Furry Animals)

what would best describe your personality;
66 (Afghan Whigs)

what do you like in a guy or girl;
Me Plus One (Kasabian)

how do you feel today;
Traveller (Screaming Trees)

what is your life's purpose;
Mugwump (Terrorvision)

what is your motto;
The Unknown (Mark B & Blade)

what do your friends think of you;
Hell & Consequences (Stone Sour)

what do you think of often;
The Move (Beastie Boys)

what do you think of your best friend;
Offend In Every Way (White Stripes)

what do you think of the person you like;
Desert Song No. 2 (Sophia)

what is your life story;
Sludgefest (Dinosaur Jr.)

what do you want to be when you grow up;
I Like To Move In The Night (Eagles of Death Metal)

what do you think when you see the person you like;
The Grasshopper Unit (Beastie Boys)

what do your parents think of you;
Zorro (Bluetones)

how will you feel at your funeral;
L.S.F. [Lost Souls Forever] (Kasabian)

what will they play at your wedding;
Busy Bee (Ugly Kid Joe)

what is your hobby or interest;
In Bad Dreams (The God Machine)

what is your biggest fear;
This Protector (White Stripes)

what is your biggest secret;
Ace of Spades (Motorhead)

what do you think of your friends;
Don't Damn Me (Guns n' Roses)

what song will you repost this as;
Impossible (Symposium)

The Spice Girls are holding a vote on their website to pick a city for them to play live in.

There is now an online campaign to send them to Baghdad. 

Click the link and do your bit!

So, they've named it. With all the crashing inevitability of looting in Gloucestershire, Jordan and Peter revealed the name of their latest hellspawn (prefectly fit and health, so Harvey is still flying solo on the sob story revelations front) in an OK exclusive.

I don't know what I hate worse. This:
"Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names."

Or this:
"We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different."

Letting Peter Andre name a child is like letting a chimp wire a house - at best it will end in chaos and at worst it will end in ruined lives. Poor little Princess Tiaamii's life is mapped out from the start; if she's lucky she'll be her generation's Peaches Geldof, if she's unlucky she'll get her clunge out for all and sundry in the grumble trade. Oh, and Jordan, love: you can't just ADD random bits of punctuation to a name, you stupid fucking sow. You keep up with that train of thought and you'll end up with a kid whose name resembles a URL.

And, before I fuck off and vent my rage at the sheer fucking naffness of it all by kicking a puppy, a quick message for anyone who is misguidedly inspired by Jordan (check the comments section on that link, these people really do exist). I will commit murder to stop this name spreading. I will be the King Herod of stupid pikey fuckwits; I will purge the land of your menace and I will rain down fire on you and your ridiculous false prophet Jordan. You have been warned.

No wonky eye on this one, Pete. Fancy getting ebola or summat, I need a new pair of shoes.

Kerry Katona taken hostage by armed raiders.

How terrible.

Just when the useless fat fuck had disappeared from the news, too. Cue six months of 'My Hostage Hell' stories.